No I didn’t get the picture wrong – I know it’s 2016, Woo Hoo!!
Hope you had a great Christmas break, but before you start heading off into the “New Year New Me” euphoria, let’s wind back a few years to 2011…
Can you remember what New Year’s Resolutions you made way back then?
Now, I don’t mean to piss on your fireworks if you have just finished your first gym workout of the year (because it was silly starting your new fitness regime Friday as the gym was shut New Year’s Day, and Saturday was a no-no as you had a party that night and Sunday was impossible because you felt rougher than a badger’s buttocks…) but is it at all possible that you made the same promises to yourself in 2011 as you did this year?
Well, one thing’s for sure – you wont be alone. Only 8% of people actually stick to the promises they make themselves (and probably 80% of those questioned lie when asked!) so something is going badly tits-up somewhere!
It’s not that you don’t want better life for yourself; a fitter, less hungover, richer, more dynamic, more organised, more educated, well travelled and “speaker of more languages” you.
It’s just that you have yet to understand what drives your behaviour and causes you to slip back into your lazy, junk eating, wine-swilling, unambitious, can’t-be-arsed to take my coat to the dry-cleaners, “Well everyone understands English if you SHOUT CLEARLY, so why bother with a new language” you.
For all the good intentions you have, there will be a HUGE part of you, as big as the wet part of an iceberg, that will be pulling you back to your old ways.
If you want to make significant changes, you’re gonna need all the help you can get!
And OOOH!! What’s this you have stumbled upon? A post from a brilliant Life Coach and Mindset Expert (that’s me, by the way) offering you FREE emails every weekday to keep you motivated, informed and inspired.
This really is your lucky day!
I’m offering to pack your head with loads of good shit I know about changing lives for zero quids. I’m doing this because I have a personal goal to improve the lives of a million people by changing the way they think. Not everyone can afford one-to-one coaching with me because I’m not cheap, but that’s not going to stop me sharing what I know with you.
Of course, nothing can substitute personalised coaching sessions where I get to know you and guide you specifically towards your very own goals, but some people either can’t afford that, or don’t realise the impact investing in coaching can make on their lives.
So, if that’s you – too broke or too cynical to pay for coaching because you fear it may be a load of bollocks – then get yourself signed up to my weekday emails…
I may have sprayed a little wee on your fireworks, but I do it because I care! I want you to succeed this year and be the person you really want to be!
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You won’t regret it, and if you do you can easily unsubscribe (…none taken).
By the way, I don’t share email addresses with companies because I hate spam and I expect you do too.
I hope I’ll be speaking to you again soon
P.S. I swear a bit sometimes and I am occasionally rude so if you are easily offended, these emails may not be for you. You have been warned! 🙂